After Dame Edna's outrageous suggestion that I had been selected from millions to write her biography and after several enquiries as to the veracity of this claim, she has found it necessary to issue a public statement:
“It's all true possums. It is a long-term project and negotiations are still on-going. All profits will be shared between Friends of the Prostate and Prisoners Aid.”
All I can say is watch this space - and Dame Edna's programme, and all will be revealed.
COMPULSORY CREDIT: Starstock/Photoshot Photo UHY 014431/C-09 03.03.1998 Photographer:© uppa.co.uk
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